“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
I just realized that Gaston is like Stephen Colbert’s jock brother
reblogging for that last comment.
(Source: radagaast, via raggedywings)